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10 Chuck Norris Jokes That’ll Have You Cracking Up on the American Hero’s Birthday

Action hero Chuck Norris turned 82 Thursday, inspiring social media celebration of the man so badass he has his own joke genre.

SO WHAT

Chuck Norris doesn’t celebrate his birthday, his birthday celebrates him.

WHAT HAPPENED

Fans filled social media with videos, memes and other tributes to Norris, the actor best known for his on-screen exploits in the TV series “Walker, Texas Ranger.”

  • Here are 10 classic Chuck Norris “facts.”

1. Chuck Norris is able to slam a revolving door.

2. Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball.

3. Chuck Norris won an arm wrestling tournament with both arms tied behind his back.

4. The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

5. Chuck Norris doesn’t worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.

6. Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.

7. Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

8. Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

9. Chuck Norris knows Victoria’s secret.

10. Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MR. NORRIS

Love, America.

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