HAVING A GOOD ONE
Unknown German beer enthusiast: In a quintessential “dudes rock” moment, an unnamed and completely paralyzed Lou Gehrig’s disease patient used a ground-breaking new brain implant to ask for beer and heavy metal music.
When my dad was a teenager his friend smashed his fucking head in an accident and went into a coma. My dad was at his bedside and his friend came out of it suddenly and said “cold one dave. Need a cold one” men are simple and elegant animals. https://t.co/MT7DLPxim3
— joe joegan (@jakebrodes) March 25, 2022
HAVING A BAD ONE
Matt Yglesias: The former Vox journalist went viral for the wrong reasons after he claimed in a series of tweets that the definition of “woman” is not “obvious and unequivocally binary.”
Because birthing people, gestator, chest-feeder, front hole, and other forms of newspeak that dismember women into parts and functions invented in 2019 and embedded all at once into corporate and public messaging is normal spontaneous language change, nothing different or new https://t.co/ihv0QyAbKr
— Wesley Yang (@wesyang) March 24, 2022