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Not The Onion: Man Throws His Penis Out Car Window During Police Chase

A high-speed chase in Tennessee took an unusual turn when the suspect threw his own severed penis out a car window.


Tyson Gilbert, 39, hit the gas after police tried to pull him over for partially blocking the highway in Dowelltown.

  • At some point as he fled, trailed by multiple local police departments and two branches of the Tennessee Highway Patrol, Gilbert managed to cut off his own penis, according to news reports.
  • He reportedly said he had followed the instructions of voices on the radio.
  • After nearly 30 miles, police managed to stop the out-of-control car and take Gilbert to a nearby hospital for treatment.
  • No word on the state of his penis.

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